Furries, Bronies, Porn and Ponies: Signs of a Culture in Decline

 

By Eunice Wentworth

Trends in social media reveal increased deviant behavior towards animals, cartoons and fantasy creatures. This maladjusted epidemic has infected the bloodstream of our American nervous system, it is unsightly and it aches the heart!  Tumblr is a magnet of voracious hedonism, Twitter and Facebook equally self indulgent. 76% of adults are influenced by social media; the numbers are mind bending. Clearly the breakdown of civilized society is a result of sex themed forums and blogs devoted to cartoon smut.  There are disturbed young men, and some very sick women, trolling the internet to heighten twisted perversions.  Once habits form, they are not easily broken. Soon, these young people slip into  moral bankruptcy; sidelined as counterproductive citizens. They produce nothing, and use vast resources while they’re at it. Their existence thwarts the recovery of our slumped economy, simply because a majority of capable adults don’t participate in it. Instead, they boo-hoo about inequality and waste time prowling for sick delights. We might as well give up on this portion of the generation, it’s not worth it. I just hope they don’t vote. We have entered a most hazardous time.

I was in Baltimore this summer and rode the MARC to a home school gathering. In a regrettable coincidence the train car filled with smelly Anime fans in town for a convention. Who knew Baltimore was teeming with sickos? The city pulsed with freakish hair dos and costumes, many were obese and unclean.  I clutched my handbag tightly, I thought   about crime. They didn’t offer me a seat on the crowded train either, as they displayed no discernable sign of proper manners.  Instead, they bantered on   about nothing of great importance. Suddenly I became frightened for the future of our country. They fussed like tired babies, uninterested in the election or important matters. My soul cried tears of agony, “Sailor Blue and Mr. Pokémon, please.” I snuffled, “Get off this train and get a job. There is still time” It was all I could think. The Infiltration of Satan is everywhere, especially in Baltimore.

She needs a job, not an audience.

For some, it’s already too late. One can assume by their vacant stares, shaking hands and gaming obsessions these individuals are too exhausted to offer salvation. Their lust for make believe characters discourages maturity and normal development. If you thought the Anime trend was disturbing, just hold onto your rosary beads, because   here come the Bronies and Furries:  taking mental disturbance and deviation to a whole new low. No wonder our Economy is in such decline.

Bronies are a subgroup of young men intensely aroused by the Hasbro cartoon My Little Pony (Friendship is Magic).  They are the “Bros” or followers of Pony and have erected an entire cultural shrine to their icon, My Little Pony. Their fervor is boundless and lacks age and gender appropriateness.  What could be the appeal of pastel ponies on grown college age men? Is masculinity and duty to tradition finished?  What’s more disturbing with this emerging group is the abundance of smut and fan art spreading like genital crabs. Such “art” has no meaningful role in a society already choked in pornographic mire. This adoration of Pony Porn leads one into the dredges of bestiality and bi-curious experimentation. I don’t know which is worse, you be the judge. Men are certainly less masculine, if you haven’t noticed. They have no business playing with ponies and magic. If they can’t work or go to school, they should at least join the military and learn to behave like real men.

This is what barbarism looks like. Disgraceful.

Furries represent yet another promiscuous subculture hailing from Canada. Canadians are always pushing the limit when it comes to abnormal sin, their liberal political system leads many to a lifestyle of  rampant homosexuality and prostitution. They smoke a lot of weed in Canada too. Vancouver has more prostitutes than hockey players and moose. Furries take anthropomorphic lust to the depths of shameless perversion. They masquerade  in big-headed animal ‘fur suits’ and parade in public. Open displays of humping, and heavy petting frighten common people.  Like zoo creatures in heat, these activities should be limited to those already behind cages; it is a barbaric hobby.  Their loose association with their inner “animal” is cause for alarm and should be treated by only the most experienced psychological experts. Furries are typically male (80%) are unemployed and have lifelong obsessions with cartoons. Not surprising, youngsters raised on television shows like Kim Possible, Power Puff Girls and even Strawberry Shortcake have become over sexed miscreants hungry for more toon porn. These once innocent characters, have now become grossly morphed into sexual porn stars; their images taking on risqué and scandalous acts. Go ahead and Google it yourself.  You’ll be shocked to see images of the Power Puff girls in a 3-way or Kim Possible with a big black boner in her mouth. Even Smurfette is not off limits. These images will make you recoil in disgust. You may even need to look twice to grasp the depths of such depravity. I know I did.

More attention-seeking out of workers.

As these subcultures break into the mainstream, we can only expect further decay of basic morals and principals. My friends, it has already happened in the current election.  Take Vermin Supreme, a 2012 candidate for President, and King of the Bronies. His vile website tells the picture; he promises a Pony for everyone if elected, and wants to exploit the Undead as a renewable energy source. It’s an unchristian platform if I ever heard one. Vermin promotes a gay agenda and once attempted to turn a Christian Leader into a homosexual with magical fairy glitter. He is known to attend Rainbow Gatherings where group love and drug experimentation are the norm. As a “protester”, Mr. Supreme has already infiltrated the now defunct Occupy movement where job-avoiding losers rally behind a cloak of “economic inequality.”   He is clearly a danger.  The masses of unstable, unstoppable Bronies and Furries are drawn to him like mites on a mange infested Fursuit.  His appeal to the unsatisfied and down trodden is likely to influence “undecided” voters, unless their own laziness prevents them from voting. One can only pray. Mr. Supreme   is a dangerous leader whose Pony Pimping must be carefully scrutinized.

A dangerous leader. Hails from Baltimore, an unstable place.

What can be done to amend a generation wallowing   in a sewage of sexual aberration and irresponsibility? How, can we reverse desires to furnicate, and Pornify childhood innocence? The return of God fearing values, Christian beliefs and appropriate interventions can guide these lost souls off the speedway to hell and back into the productive institutions of school and work. Our economy’s dependence on skilled, educated socially adaptive workers will not be met if we continue along this path. The reality- dodging by the 47% needs to be replaced with a rigorous cleansing. It might involve brainwashing, or even bleach. America, we are facing a crisis. Salvation and healing will happen only under the banner of prosperity, where we can once again heal and share the bounties of wealth with  those deserving of its merits. Prosperity for Everyone in 2012 – or prosperity for those of us who have earned it . If you’re not on board with prosperity, you must be an atheist. And frankly, there’s no room for atheists and perverts in this age of reform.

This upcoming weekend, the 5th annual Cape Ann Film Festival will be underway in Gloucester, Massachusetts. Vermin Supreme is hosting a special preview of Vote Jesus, a documentary based on one man’s salvation. Is it real or is it a cruel hoax? I would like to believe Ken Stevenson is a man of recovered faith and has located the Lord somewhere in the deep South. The Lord tends to hide down there. I would very much like to attend the screening, but my jet was damaged by the Hurricane. It could be DAYS until I’m travelling freely again. This storm has been such an inconvenience. 

Ken Stevenson, seeking truth  somewhere in the Bible Belt.

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20 comments

  1. Babz Barbara McGovern

    I want my PONY! I voted! I want a friendly facist, a tyrant I can trust. I am well behaved and brush my teeth. I want a mandatory toothbrushing law, Don’t YOU? God wants us all to brush out teeth otherwise they would not have given us teeth. I am for time travel, the other Presidential Candidates are not willing to take a stand for or against time travel. Presidential Candidate Supreme is the only candidate willing to take a stand. I admire that. Don’t I have the right to be deviant if it satisfies my pursuit of happiness?

    • Eunice Speaks Out

      I also admire Mr. Supreme’s stance on oral decay. He has taken a progressive stance on the whole teeth brushing philosophy. He goes out on a limb, even, making oral hygiene mandatory and no longer a decision of personal choice. I’m not sure I go for that. No child would have cavities to fill, leaving dentists out on the stoop. Mandatory brushing is bad for the economy. Why does Vermin dislike dentists so? Dentists have the highest suicide rate among professional white collar workers. With no rotted teeth to clean and restore, he will become more depressed as his income wanes. He will certainly become suicidal. He will have to leave the country club too.

  2. Artern

    I have, for 35 minutes now, read and re-read this article and am no closer to figuring out if you are serious or not…

    • Eunice Speaks Out

      My Dear Artern, thank you for taking the time out of your precious day to read my article. I’m about to update the story with important information. It appears the Mr. Vermin Supreme has found the Lord. I’m not kidding either. A film screening of Vote Jesus is being released this Sunday in Gloucester, Mass. As I have spent the last 35 minutes praying again and again for his soul, it has finally worked. I plan to head to Gloucester, Mass. which I understand is a smelly fishing community. That’s quite all right. I enjoy lox and Alaskan crab. Ken Stevenson , now a strong fundamentalist Christian, will show us truth. It will be a grand time. I shall report back to you.

    • Dominic Leotti

      Agreed, not sure if the author is serious or just trolling. Hilarious either way, especially writing about Vermin in such a serious manner. I mean, with that boot the guy kinda looks like a wizard from a distance, but writing that he “tried to turn” someone gay? Funny.

      • Eunice Speaks Out

        Dearest Dominic, thank you for your brilliant insight. Vermin Supreme does resemble a wizard from a distance. There in lies the danger. Young people are out voting for the first time, and this causes them confusion. God forbid young voters select a candidate based on their appearance, but this is precisely what happens. The young people of today’s generation were weened on Harry Potter where wizardry was considered a real phenomenon. Wizards and magical flying ponies are simply not real. Vermin’s strategic use of the rubber boot on his head is no coincidence. He tries hard to deceive you, and his plan is working.

  3. K O

    As a fen, I can tell you most of us have jobs and care about issues that are important to us. I’ve known that many of you believe in the 47% bull crap since I grew up in a wealthy neighborhood and still live there hearing the “we’re better then them” spewed all the time.
    I got news for you. We work. Hard. We believe in things. Passionately. Furries have existed since ancient times. The ancient Egyptians worshipped them even. It’s not a new thing hailing from Canada. Don’t like sex, fine. Don’t do it.
    but don’t stop us since what we do doesn’t hurt you. We’re not lost. You just don’t understand us so thus, you insult us. but you are wrong.

    • Eunice Speaks Out

      Dearest K O, your passion is admirable. It sounds from what you’re telling me that Furries “work, work hard, and work passionately.” I see no dysfunction there. What a fine quality to promote and adhere to. They have existed since ancient times? Oh, I chuckle, my dear, as I am ancient. I will continue to seek the truth and thank you for your time to write and share your experiences. Sex is indeed a naughty past time, especially when it involves the ancient Egyptians. I shall not partake.

  4. Christopher Rickett

    I know I shouldn’t feed the para-sprites, as the great show “My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic” has taught other Bronies and I so well, but I feel a response may be necessary to get a point across to the ignorant, pretentious, mollusk brains out there that just decide to talk bad about a community that aims for the improvement of people, not the opposite. You can use religion as justification for your pessimistic and judge-mental way of thinking, but it’s not going to help. Putting the blame for the economical decline solely on fans of Anime and My Little Pony is not only down-right stupid, but the fact that you assume it’s them just because they don’t follow your book of magic would makes me believe the war for humanitys’ dignity was lost long before the invention of cartoons.

    If you think people running around and enjoying themselves in animal costumes is scary, then I’d like you to look back at the time when people were crucified, hung, and burned at the steak for your bigoted views. If you’re really as hypocritical to think they are the only “sinners” in the world, then look again. You’ve already committed a sin by being so damn judge-mental.

    “Furries are typically male (80%) are unemployed and have lifelong obsessions with cartoons” I’m sorry, where is your evidence to support this? Oh that’s right, you don’t have any. Merely assumptions built from your most obvious hatred for anything you disagree with.

    And another thing, don’t take Vermin Supreme seriously, he’s wearing a boot on top of his head. I believe he sees all this political nonsense for what it is. A big, fat, joke.

    For anyone that reads this, BROHOOF!!!!!!! /)(\

  5. Christopher Rickett

    Oh and may I just add, that My Little Pony has been able to achieve something that religion could not. It’s created a loving, non-judging, and an anti-violence community. And it’s only just started, we’re about to take over the world. * Maniacal laughter*

    • Eunice Speaks Out

      Dearest Christopher, I hear your maniacal laughter, and it is quite infectious. Bed bugs are infectious too, however. I sure wouldn’t want to spread that around. Just be careful about that awful habit of laughing in a demonic voice. You may become a furious, crazed war pig hell bent on embarrassing God fearing Christians. What’s so loving about that?

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  8. civility revival

    your obsession for culture you choose not to participate in or understand but eradicate belies a psycotic need to control..dysfunctional and you probably employ passive aggressive and abusive behaviours in your day to day interpersonal relations…. your idea of how to fix the country by controlling and wiping out people you don’t like is a standard tyrannical theistic tactic…we don’t like what you do therefore, you should probably die (referencing your statement “we could brainwash the 47% or bleach them” (paraphrasing). you sound like a whiny parasite…how is taking away different population’s rights to express themselves or use free speech an ideal way of “fixing” the country?

    • Eunice Speaks Out

      Hello Civility, thank you for your concern about my values. It’s true I possess passive aggressive mannerisms , and I admit it gets in the way of me forming relationships. I have few friends, one can only imagine. However, I wouldn’t go as far as to say my need for control surpasses tyrannical behavior. I have that behavior pretty much in check, or haven’t you noticed? Goodness Dear, you say I’m a whiny parasite? You’re almost right. Why do you dislike me so?

  9. H.P..S

    Conservative fascism is also what is wrong with this country and the cause of our Economic issues. Just keep enjoying your narrow world view and Heil Jesus!

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